My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero

What has this world come to

In 2nd grade out teacher would always give us these wheres Waldo sheets but since all the people were tiny I would just draw Waldo in there and the teacher called this super smart place for smart people and they gave me another wheres Waldo with like 10,000 people and I drew Waldo and could have skipped 3 grades because of a Wheres Waldo