My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero
What has this world come to
All I care about is pasta and like 3 people?
In 2nd grade out teacher would always give us these wheres Waldo sheets but since all the people were tiny I would just draw Waldo in there and the teacher called this super smart place for smart people and they gave me another wheres Waldo with like 10,000 people and I drew Waldo and could have skipped 3 grades because of a Wheres Waldo
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
how do u have sex in the shower like its all slippity wippity so how do u do the hippidity dippidity
420 BCE, the stoned age